The Whispering Rabbit has secrets for sale
in Santa Rita Park tonight
The Whispering Rabbit has secrets for sale,
three for a nickel, or ten for a dime

The owl sits up and drinks alone
The schnauzer has a hidden bone
The calico stray is pregnant again
I heard that the father has milk on his chin

The butterfly sells PCP
The millipede’s only a centipede
The turtle’s a hoarder, well, that’s what they say
His shell’s full of garbage he won’t throw away

Hold on, hold on
The Whispering Rabbit is watching you

The Whispering Rabbit has secrets for sale
in Santa Rita Park tonight
The Whispering Rabbit has secrets for sale,
three for a nickel, or ten for a dime

The pigeons formed a terror cell
They want to blow the world to hell
The chipmunk is bankrupt, his acorns are gone
He sleeps in a bag from Bed Bath & Beyond

The squirrel has a bad disease
It eats the cartilage from his knees
And day after day, it only gets worse
So he steals all the pills from an old lady’s purse

Hold on, hold on
The Whispering Rabbit is watching you
Hold on, hold on
The Whispering Rabbit has your secrets too
The Whispering Rabbit will tell on you

The Whispering Rabbit has secrets for sale
in Santa Rita Park tonight
The Whispering Rabbit has secrets for sale,
three for a nickel, or ten for a dime